What do you do @ home on a snowy day when no places are opened?

I've never before heard anyone anthropomorphize weather by describing it as "schizophrenic", but I can readily appreciate the imagery. Very poetic. Unfortunately, I have no frame of reference for what you're going through. We haven't had one bit of snow all winter long here in NC. Maybe a friend will brave the elements, come over and keep you company...that could make a snowday infinitely more bearable, and maybe even pleasurable.